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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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