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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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