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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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