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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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