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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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