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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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