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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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