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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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