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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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