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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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