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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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