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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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