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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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