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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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