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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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