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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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