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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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