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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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