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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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