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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃
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