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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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