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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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