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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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