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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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