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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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