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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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