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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊
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