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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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