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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯
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