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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺
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