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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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