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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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