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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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