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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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