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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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