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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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