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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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