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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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