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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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