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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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