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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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