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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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