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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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