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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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