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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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