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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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