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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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