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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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