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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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