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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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