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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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