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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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