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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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