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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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