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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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