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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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