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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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