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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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