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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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