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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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